no. (roses_rejoice) wrote,
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Bearss.

This evening I was looking at old Smokey the Bear calendar pictures and caught myself thinking, "Smokey the Bear sure looks sexxay." For five minutes, I was worried I was turning furry, till I realized the sketches of Smokey were roughly the same shape and proportions as my spouse.

I know I'm not the only person in the world whose idea of beefcake is a cartoony drawering of a shirtless bear, but there's a big difference between furtively looking at bearcake in private (besides, Smokey is the woodland equivalent of "good girl art" in that he never takes off his pants) and actually going to Holiday Inns dressed up in a mohair suit. At least that is what I am going to tell any polygraph examiners who inquire.

Speaking of bears I noticed that Star**cks was selling collectible "Bearistas", i.e. little stuffed bears that appear to have some sort of "theme" matching their locale---in this case, a whole table of George Washingtons. I wonder what the San Francisco Bearistas are dressed as?
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