no. (roses_rejoice) wrote,

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pump it up, when you don't really need it

I swear, if breasts had a tattoo on their undersides that said "Inflate to (X) lbs" like tires, mine would currently be inflated to (X + 1). Seriously, they feel like somebody took a bicycle pump to them. Ow. Too bad I can't measure their pressure with a tire gauge. They have a hole in the nipple to stick the needle and everything so you'd think that would work, but no.

On a related note, this is about the fourth mega-sunny day in a row and I'm starting to feel pretty I- Don't-Like-Mondays about it, if ya catch my drift. I need a cloud box or a rain tunnel or something, and those dang birds need to just shaddap.
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