Furthermore, in my whole adult life, (i.e. not counting the 25 big drunken irish brawls of cousins' family weddings I attended in New York State as a child), I have been to exactly two weddings, and both of them were guy friends. This is the first time I'll be "bride's side".
This is all the fault of Doug Gillard and James Rouse. Stranger bedfellows there could not be.