I am getting so tired of the minute-by-minute reports on the health of the Pope and CJ Rehnquist. "Pope appeared at his window!!" "Pope didn't appear at his window!!" "Rehnquist appeared on the bench!!" "Rehnquist didn't appear on the bench!!" Dying's not bad enough by itself that journos have to announce a play-by-play while someone's in the process of doing it?! If I were either of those fellows, I'd be tempted to have some fun. Like, wait till a journalist was watching, then fall down and fake a choking heart attack a la Marlon Brando in "The Godfather", then after dude ran off to file his story, get back up and snicker and wave and say J/k. Somebody remind me of this someday when I get really sick because I know sometimes when I'm ill my imagination escapes me.