no. (roses_rejoice) wrote,

if i were a carpenter, i'd be: Richard

if i were a month, i'd be: October
if i were a day of the week I'd be: Saturday
if i were a time of day, i'd be: 11:30 pm
if i were a planet, i'd be: Mars
if i were an animal, i'd be: a red abby guinea pig
if i were a direction, i'd be: a squiggly arrow
if i were a piece of furniture, i'd be: a massive soft hot pink leather couch
if i were an historical figure, i'd be: Mary Magdalene or Harry Truman or both
if i were a liquid, i'd be: glass
if i were a tree, i'd be: A big tall fat old maple
if i were a bird, i'd be: a PENGUIN of course!
if i were a tool, i'd be: a Dremel tool or an interchangeable wrench set
if i were a flower/plant, i'd be a: A peach-colored rose, WITH GREAT BIG THORNS
if i were a kind of weather, i'd be: rain
if i were a mythical creature, i'd be: a Loch Ness Monster
if i were a musical instrument, i'd be: a Les Paul Custom
if i were a color, i'd be: multi
if i were an emotion, i'd be: calm
if i were a vegetable i'd be: a tomato
if i were a sound, i'd be: waves
if i were an element, i'd be: the noble gas Neon
if i were a car, i'd be: a WWII Jeep
if i were a song, i'd be: I am a song already
if i were a movie, i'd be: Quadrophenia
if i were a place, i'd be: the Terminal Tower
if i were a broadway play, i'd be: closing really fast and moving off-broadway
if i were a show, i'd be: a rock show
if i were a material, i'd be: velvet
if i were a taste, i'd be: Bushmills
if i were a scent, i'd be: magnolia, and rose, and vanilla, and Neiman-Marcus's Frangipani
if i were a word, i'd be: ambiguous, lengthy and difficult to spell
if i were an object, i'd be: a shiny donut of reddish picture jasper
if i were a body part, i'd be: A stomach
if i were a subject in school, i'd be: Calculus
if i were a shape, i'd be: an equilateral triangle
if i were a number, i'd be: rational
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