Three places I'd rather be right now other than where I am:
1) Headed for the airport to get on a plane and fly almost anywhere. Except Chicago, cuz I'm still peeved at Chicago. (I'd add "or Columbus", but I'm pretty sure derekfz would get together with me this time, so Columbus = OK but Chicago Nope.)
2) At a nice metal festival getting loaded on beer and buying useless fun shite like plaster skulls.