no. (roses_rejoice) wrote,
no.
roses_rejoice

cure me or kill me

I have thrown some Mickey D's and fried pork rinds at my stomach and told it to shaddap.

The pork rinds are marked in big letters on the bag, and also (in case you missed it) on a big red sticker attached to the bag,

CONTAINS 0 GRAMS OF CARBOHYDRATES

Woooo! Atkins-approved pork rinds! Of courst, they are not a significant source of protein, dietary fiber, sugars, Vitamin A, Vitamin C, Calcium, and Iron either, but they do have plenty of fat, cholesterol and sodium to make up for that.
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