best thing i saw all day: poor guy on a horse whose horse got scared as it approached the stand, forcing him to ride said horse past the president backwards. for a minute i thought trigger was going to jump into the bleachers.
second best thing i saw all day: one lone skateboarder sailing down the middle of H street while it was closed to all traffic
weirdest thing i saw all day: about 12 police cars following a small, well-behaved group of 50 marching protesters
anyway, since i now have a sinus infection from sitting in the cold window all day, and i have to publicly debate the Doctrine of Equivalents tomorrow, think i'll hit the road, boys and girls.
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