no. (roses_rejoice) wrote,
no.
roses_rejoice

Let's go around one more time for the dealer...

1. I probably don't like you

2. Even if i like you, i probably don't like your SO

3. Even if I like you AND your SO and think you're a nice and attractive person, generally speaking, i probably don't want to look at any pictures of your unclothed boobs, butt, tunnel o' love, one-eyed snake in a turtleneck, feet, knees, or any other "erogenous zones" you might have

4. Hair belongs on people's heads and not on their faces, so I'm not into seeing it in the wrong place on people, with the following exceptions: Mr. Clean, Jesus, ZZ Top, and anyone starring in a Western

5. If you make loud smooching noises around me, whether you are smooching another person, a sandwich, or your own mucous membranes, I will be fighting the urge to vomit all over your shoes

6. Please don't sing around me unless I have bought at least one of your records and told you how great you sound at least five separate times (so you know I wasn't just being polite the first one or two)

7. Select One:
Bartender or Shrink? BARTENDER
Whiskey or Vodka? WHISKEY
Pretzels or Wasabi Peas? PRETZELS
Boxers or Briefs? PLEASE, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON
Fender or Gibson? GIBSON
Army or Navy? NAVY
Knitting or Prozac? KNITTING
OTC Painkiller of Choice? MOTRIN

8. Finally, I'd like to dedicate the following cartoon from a few weeks ago to half of LiveYearnal and the idiots on Postal Blow**** who started a discussion the other day, on a music list, about whether God does or does not exist. *rolls eyes* *kicks wall, mutters* *posts cartoon* (Although I did think the "Dead Bread" Thread on there was humorously titled even as I was busy feeling sad about James Griffin's passing.)



P.S. HAVE A NICE DAY!!</a>
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