no. (roses_rejoice) wrote,

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do penguins have boobx?

My whole life, the only part of me that's ever gotten cold is my arms, and sometimes my legs when I was going through that dumbass shortskirt phase younggirls go thru before they wise up and get comfy. Until now. Recently, I've noticed that "Flopsy" and "Mopsy", my slightly saggy, all-natural, completely silicone-free boozums, have been feeling the effects of the over-desk air conditioning vents more than they used to. Not sure if this is a normal consequence of Aging or has something to do with the fact that I now wear blazers, a style I have always disliked and am not terribly in love with even now when it's expected, because the vast majority of blazers were not designed with significant bustlines in mind. I've taken to wearing sweaters under the blazers but it's still not working so if I can't come up with some sort of thermal bra concept, I may be forced to shove a heating pad down my front. How about individual C-cup hot-water-bottles in a moisture-proof nursing bra? I'd look like Mae West, but at least my breasts would be warm.
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