TIPS FOR SEEING A SHOW AT THE WARNER (2004):
1) Pee before and during the set, NOT at the intermission. The ladies' womb has groovy flat-topped sanitary disposalls that are abso fab for setting your drink upon - How helpful of them!!
2) Forget dinner. YOU CAN BUY MILK DUDS AND TAKE THEM TO YOUR SEAT! YEE-HAW!!!
Brian W. is the only dude who could make me buy a mess. bag made of VEGETABLE leather. Hehe :P Mang they shure have tidied up the Warner since the last time I saw a show there in the days of no ushers and dozens of lil' 13-year-old gothed-out kids shakin' the balcony and waiting outside with their green and blue hair for Robt Smith to emerge. WTF was the last show I saw there anyhow? Shriekback? Simpleminds? PIL w/ Beastie Boys? Tha mind bogglez. It kinda hurt being all next door to the firm and not being able to go in and knowing that when and if I do get to go in again, I'll be missing the judge. Why this world always makes us choose between homes and safe places, I'll never know.
Le sigh. I miss mah Hedgeley, I miss mah d, I think that Continental travel voucher I got is deffo gon' see some use bfore too many months pass.