1. i can never decide which color to eat first and i get very hungry worrying about it. sometimes i even wonder if certain colors WANT to be eaten (and cross my heart, i've never, ever in my life once taken psychedelics). they need to make packs of monochromatic m's for those of us who have ocd making decisions like that.
2. the advertising characterization of the green m is an insult to the concept of gender neutrality.
3. i miss those diarrhea-colored light brown ones.