no. (roses_rejoice) wrote,

dear mister terrorist

if you're really going to pull anything skanky downtown this week, could you please try to concentrate your efforts on (1) guys in their 20s from virginia with short hair who wear baggy khaki shorts and penny loafers, live in a townhome, and listen to dave matthews with their bleached blonde preppie gfs, and (2) tourist families with fanny packs and two or more loud kids under 10.

actually if you can somehow nick Dave Matthews himself, criminal waste of a human existence that he is, I might even shout Hezbollah a few times.

but please leave the cool people, 'cuz we're way short.

peace out
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