no. (roses_rejoice) wrote,
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roses_rejoice

I'M M-E-E-E-E-L-L-T-I-N-G!

I got these asinine assed French moisturizers because, as Edina told Saffie, it takes more than a little Body Shop product at my age, sweetie. There is one for the face, and one for the neck/decolletage that is so loaded with fish oil vitamins it smells like Eau de European Trout Morte. I guess if you smoke a lot of strong French cigarettes a la Jeanne Moreau, nobody worries about your chest smelling like a fishmarket, or maybe that's erotic in countries where people bathe less, I dunno. Anyway, this morning I got mixed up and put the Design Cou fishy neck stuff on my face, and the face Creme Riche de Jeunesse on my neck. And I just wonder if I kept that up, would my neck creep up and try to cover my face, and would my face fall down and be all around my decolletage, and didn't Michael Jackson already do that once in a video?
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