(*cue Dinsdale accent*)
"Now, Mrs. Jones, please, sit down. We've got a slight problem with your last tuition payment. A good education is costing more and more these days...and you wouldn't want anything to happen to little Roger now would you? Cricket can be such a violent sport... How's your cat, Mrs. Jones? Hmmmm, looking a bit flat, now is it. Wouldn't want anything to happen to the dog. "