I just had to forcibly restrain myself from downloading the hilarious tinny organ-monkey version of "One Toke Over the Line" to my Personal Ringtones, despite the fact that I have never in my life smoked anything, be it tobacco, herbalicious or cow dung, and furthermore have always thought pot smelt like dirty old sneakers in the oven.
The ringtone interpretation of Steely Dan was even funnier. Like, Walter Becker Goes Teletubby.
I settled for "Personal Jesus" (appropriate for almost any professional gig where Someone is hoping you will pull his chestnuts out of the fire) and "Freebird." If you ever wondered whotf would ring their fone with "Freebird", now you know!