no. (roses_rejoice) wrote,

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ricin pudding

I HATE when I know EXACTLY what I want for my new AIM handle and it turns out to be TWO CHARACTERS TOO LONG!!! >.< grrr.

We got no mail at work today because of the ricin. What kind of a poopoohead mails ricin in an envelope? That's not how you're supposed to do it! Poopoohead has no class and doesn't read the right spy books, obviously. You're supposed to smear the ricin on the sharp tip of your proper black umbrella, then surreptitiously and fatally poke your enemy counterspy as you pass him in a crowd on the street...then mingle back unnoticed into the dusky London fog and be back at your flat in time for cocktails. hmmmm....yes, I Do need a new brolly *snickers*
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