no. (roses_rejoice) wrote,

Easy-Bake Your Own Hell!

Screaming brats, Bad Poets, Possessive girlfriends
Circle I Limbo

Dorks, Stupid juries, Stupid prosecutors
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Losers, Cam whores
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Indie fucks, Obnoxious drunken rock fans, Band People who refuse to say Hello to me in public
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Band People who refuse to say Hello to me in private, Liberal Arts Majors
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

MBA Weenies and Bean Counters, Liars, Bill Clinton
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Guys who complain because I sent them e-mail, Incompetent employers
Circle VII Burning Sands

Guys who complain because I mentioned their Girlfriend in an e-mail that their Other Girlfriend might read, Men who refuse to use condoms
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Women who pretend to be friendly with me then hit on my friends, People who mess with me on the Internet, NAMBLA Members, Osama, Saddam, Uday, Qusay, the Ayatollah, Idi Amin, Hitler, Stalin, the creep running North Korea and about 500 other Evil Emperors we haven't heard about or already forgot about
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

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