no. (roses_rejoice) wrote,

in which I try to forgive my father for not being rich enough to buy me a presidency

If I were JFK and my leg hurt as bad as it currently does (which is only about a 5 "puke + cry at 4 am" on the pain scale, as opposed to an 11 "Hanoi Hilton", which I recall several times from the mercifully distant past), I would get Dr. Feelgood to jab me up with something and then I'd go kick Khruschev's ass and endanger the entire Western hemisphere. As it is, all I get is an Aleve and a coffee. It's enough to make one turn pinko.
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