Why o why can I NEVER get what I want for breakfast? Like, this morning I would like to have oysters on the half shell. Do you think anyone has the vision to open an Oyster Breakfast Bar in my neighborhood? Of course they do not! They don't even have bagels at the bakery in the morning half the time, just stupid donuts! I often wish I were President just so I could get whatever I want to eat at any hour of the day. By the way, if you ever see me in a restaurant and I look hungry, don't even think about cutting ahead of me in line or you will feel the WRATH of my fork.