I never had an omelet till I met u. My mom didn't cook them, my school only served scrambled, and at restaurants I always ordered the pancakes. I never took a date to the park, never went in the studio, never saw a Playboy centerfold. I never had anyone bring me a present from New York City. Before we met I had never had sex, nor a Jell-0 pudding pop. I'd never hit anyone I loved, nor been hit by them. I never owned fishnets, much less wore them out in -40 below January wind chill, till u bought them for me. I never had a guinea pig. Never read Meltzer. Also, I never drank.