Ol' whatsisname put on a t-shirt fresh from the dryer last night and he felt all warm and smelled all damp-cotton-dryer-fumey-and-fabric-softener-fresh. Which got me wondering why they don't just invent a tumble dryer for humans? Or at least a spin dryer. Either one sounds more fun than messing around with damp towels after a shower. And while we're on the subject of showers, someone should come up with a way to eat leftover pizza in the shower without having to hold it in a piece of slippery Saran Wrap to keep it from getting all soggy.