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Oh I Wish I Was An Oscar Meyer Wei-ner

Poll #114438 This poll is dedicated to NEB

If I became an Oscar Meyer Weiner, what would happen?

More people would love you. Because everyone is in love with an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
0(0.0%)
Fewer people would love you. Because all my vegetarian friends would run away.
2(11.1%)
Nothing would change. Because weiners are irrelevant. Plus the word "weiner" is annoying because no one knows how to spell it really (weener? wiener? hot dog?)
1(5.6%)
You would eventually experience regret that you did not become a Ball Park Frank (They Plump When U Cook 'Em) instead.
5(27.8%)
You would go nuts from hearing people sing that jingle wherever you went.
3(16.7%)
You would go nuts from being smothered in itchy condiments.
2(11.1%)
You would dance on movie screens, becoming a veritable Madonna among Weiners.
3(16.7%)
I would hate you because I am a dork who hates weiners.
1(5.6%)
So, how about that war, huh?
1(5.6%)
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