no. (roses_rejoice) wrote,
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Point that tuna away from yourself, stupid.

It's no wonder why I like Pig at the Ritz so much - I identify with the poor pig. Earlier today I managed to spray a can of wet fish over myself so thoroughly that I was still picking pieces out of my chair and keyboard an hour later. I've never met a meal I couldn't wear. They shouldn't even let me around real food, they should just give me my meals in a tube like the early astronauts.

In related news, I cut all the sugar out of my diet today. Those of you who have wanted to see my Man With the Golden Arm impersonation, now's your chance!
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