So, Hey-Mr.-Taliban Tally-me-banana says Osama is missing. Hey, maybe Disney could remake that Peter Ustinov vehicle, "One of Our Dinosaurs is Missing" into "One of Our Terrorists is Missing" and have a gang of kids and British nannies thwart the evildoer in a groovy slapstick romp. There's something about gangs of foreign-looking, oddly dressed (by Western standards) villains that just screams Groovy Slapstick Romp. I can't understand why Vietnam doesn't have a few more Groovy Slapstick Romp movies. Besides "Full Metal Jacket", of course.