I am NOT INTERESTED, REPEAT NOT INTERESTED in the fact that your Guy (and yes, we're all Manically Thrilled to Pieces that you finally managed to Get one of those, they're SO important to your continued existence as a person (/*sarcasm)) is taking a shower, taking a nap, or saying something over the breakfast eggs unless it is particularly witty, amusing, enlightening or might result in investment gains for the reader. I wish I had a great big stamp saying, in the immortal words of Frank Gilbreth Sr. (now there was a man worth documenting), NOT OF GENERAL INTEREST.
GET A LIFE, STUPID.
whoo. that felt good.