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roses_rejoice
User Number: 216150
Date Created: 2001-06-30
Number of Posts: 1,003

Gunpowder, gelatine. Dynamite with a laserbeam.
Strengths: Instantly detects bullshit at 50 paces while keeping a poker face. Loyal as fuck, but ONLY to those who earn or deserve it.
Weaknesses: In the past, has occasionally permitted undesirable elements to slip through Checkpoint Charlie. However, has proven more than capable of singlehandedly dealing with ensuing situations.
Special Skills: Ability to see future, past, future past, future perfect, and RIGHT THROUGH YOU.
Weapons: CLASSIFIED TOP SECRET
Last Words:
FUCK
THE WORLD
I WANT TO GET OFF


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