September 21st, 2008

used to care

What Hath Goth Wrought?

Dear Youngish People In Black with Tatts Who Look Like They Prolly Goto the Chamber,

I do not mind that you are playing catch in the street with at least one of you wearing an entirely black body stocking like he's some stuporhero at recess. But when I drive by on my way to the Lake House Cafe at 1 in the afternoon, please to be getting your alternative ass and your ball(s) the hell out of the street lane where I am driving. Although some people might consider hitting you to be a Darwinian public service, it would totally like, ruin my lunch.
  • Current Mood