September 29th, 2004

john + yoko

quick update on matter of note

i decided to give up eating my favorite peanut m&m's - the breakfast of champions, in my book - because, even though they have my initial in a preferred case and font stamped right on 'em,

1. i can never decide which color to eat first and i get very hungry worrying about it. sometimes i even wonder if certain colors WANT to be eaten (and cross my heart, i've never, ever in my life once taken psychedelics). they need to make packs of monochromatic m's for those of us who have ocd making decisions like that.

2. the advertising characterization of the green m is an insult to the concept of gender neutrality.

3. i miss those diarrhea-colored light brown ones.
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