August 23rd, 2004

please die

it's better to be sworn In than sworn At.

i'm a real law clerk now. woo!

hopefully reading briefs will be intelligent enuf to take my mind off some of the stupider jerry springer types in my life. god love 'em, they may be good people...they may mean well...but jeez, they're S-T-U-P-I-D.
Pingouin a Paris

Tear Drop Rock.

A guy and a girl are on a motorcycle.

Girl -- Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy -- No, this is fun.
Girl -- No it's not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy -- Then tell me you love me.
Girl -- Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy -- Now give me a BIG hug.
-=Girl hugs him=-
Guy -- Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

(In the paper the next day):

A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy had realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live, even though it meant that he would die.

If there's anyone you love this much, re-post this