July 25th, 2004

please die

In Lieu of an Actual Post

we bring you Ted's interpretation of the Kray Brothers running the British School of Washington, an edifice which we pass frequently in the car:

(*cue Dinsdale accent*)

"Now, Mrs. Jones, please, sit down. We've got a slight problem with your last tuition payment. A good education is costing more and more these days...and you wouldn't want anything to happen to little Roger now would you? Cricket can be such a violent sport... How's your cat, Mrs. Jones? Hmmmm, looking a bit flat, now is it. Wouldn't want anything to happen to the dog. "