April 9th, 2004

poppin hoppie

oh those cwazy inmates

"On April 5, 1996, this Court ordered Plaintiff to show cause why this Court should not impose Rule 11 sanctions upon him for filing a motion for improper purposes. The motion which Plaintiff filed was entitled 'Motion to Kiss My Ass' (Doc. 107) in which he moved 'all Americans at large and one corrupt Judge Smith [to] kiss my got [sic] damn ass sorry mother fucker you.' This Court gave Plaintiff until April 25, 1996, to respond and specifically warned: 'Failure to comply with this Order will result in dismissal of this case.' " Washington v. Alaimo, 934 F. Supp. 1395 (S.D. Ga. 1996).

Go here for the full opinion, in which our hero, among other things, files a motion for a sex change and tries to sue Ted Turner. Law is my best entertainment value, now that I don't stick screwdrivers into live power boxes or hang out with anyone who does.