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Monday, August 27th, 2001
9:52a - stark (naked) county, points east and northwest
"You can have all the kids you want, I don't want ANY."
"...I think it's hormones that make me want 'em..."
"You mean like the same hormones that give you boobies?"
"Yeah, probably."
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"...I think you're adorable."
"Oh yeah? This morning you were telling me I looked like a turd!"
"Okay...this chick can't take compliments."

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"Today's gospel is about getting rid of baggage."

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Sign on church advertising Christmas service sermon topic: "CHRISTMAS: BORN TO DIE"

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