August 27th, 2001

john + yoko

stark (naked) county, points east and northwest

"You can have all the kids you want, I don't want ANY."
"...I think it's hormones that make me want 'em..."
"You mean like the same hormones that give you boobies?"
"Yeah, probably."

"...I think you're adorable."
"Oh yeah? This morning you were telling me I looked like a turd!"
"Okay...this chick can't take compliments."


"Today's gospel is about getting rid of baggage."


Sign on church advertising Christmas service sermon topic: "CHRISTMAS: BORN TO DIE"