There Was an Obama Who Swatted a Fly! He swatted a fly? On TV, oh my!!
So there's a revolution happening in Iran, people are starving and dying all over the world, and the big headline story is that Obama swatted a fly on his arm during a TV interview and yes CNN is showing closeups of the ded fly on the carpet to prove it's REELY D-E-D DED Y'ALL.