I would just like to note that if there is anyone out there in TV land interested in getting on my Good Side (don't expect much except hugs - IF you can handle that without you or your SO thinking I'm trying to get in your pants every time I hug you) I would utterly love you forever if you thought to get me a "stuffed animal depicting a virus." And I think any guy who wouldn't appreciate such a thing deserves to have his privates chewed off by a flesh-eating flower-shaped bacterium.
Oh yeah. I like socks too. And naps. I'm practicing for the rest home!