no. (roses_rejoice) wrote,

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Where's mah cape?

I was just telling derekfz that I wished I could expel my womb out of my body with such force that it would catapult me over a high building, while said expelled organ bounced away in the other direction like a super ball, and he replied:

"I would foresee the two of you becoming some sort of cartoon crime-fighting duo after an experience like that.

She's a lawyer. It's a uterus. Together: they fight crime."

*me dies laughing*

And I hope we could also get some chuckawucka Shaft/Black Belt Jones theme music while we're at it!
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