Or maybe I'm just reacting to the general wussiness of the last couple entries. I can just see "Jessica" stomping her leetle hi-heeled foot while she hollers, "I have a BOYFRIEND!!" Hey, didn't your momma teach you that if he's not 7 feet tall and armed and standing next to you, dudes like that don't give a damn?
Yeah, I'm insensitive. Also realistic. Then again I'm not trying to tell some romantic story that 250 commoners will cluck-cluck over.
Eyerolls to the heavens, aaaaaand out.