THIS is my inner child.
i didn't look anything like this as an actual child. besides being fatter than a kiddie clothes model, i was also a very happy smiley child who looked like shirley temple with bigger eyes. i smiled so much other kids made fun of me for smiling. (is that why i eventually stopped?)
having been knocked around for a few decades though, my inner child ain't such a happy little freak ennymore. so put up yer dukes, world.