You are all little rats o' love creeping through my sewers.
OK OK now that we got the touchyfeelyfeelingsstuff out the way, help me out here:
Should I or should I not go see Elvis Costello appear with the local symphony who is performing his new piece?
Hey, why the hell not?
Dunno man. Costello sure ain't no Zappa.
Elvis Costello hasn't been cool since he divorced Cait from the Pogues.
Well, you did used to listen to a little Emerson, Lake and Palmer...
You need to get more musical kulto0r than you're getting seeing Handel's Messiah once every five years.