I swiped Happy Cat off faerie's MySpazz t'other week to show a friend, who dug it so much I figgered I'd share with the rest of the sivilized (ha) world.
Also: This just in from the "I LOVE MY CAREER. No, REALLY!!" department:
Patented pants that cleverly display your butt crack. Or, if you prefer the hoity-toity Patent Office language,
U.S. Pat. No. 6,473,908 (issued Nov. 5, 2002), entitled "Garment having a buttocks cleavage revealing feature."
Read the claims. Please, just read them. For me. If this one ever goes up on a Markman, it's gonna make some poor bumfoozled clerk's day.
MORE BEHIND ZEE KOORTIN, at zum point.
(hehe, Beavis. she said "behind")