no. (roses_rejoice) wrote,

They also make good slingshots.

in my latest true crime, this guy gets shot in the middle of the night and his wife as it turns out set up a hit on him. the night of the murder, wife claims to have been asleep in some other part of the house, and a cop advises a detective to make sure he talks to wifey because she is wearing a bra and "no one sleeps in a bra."

uh...except i have been sleeping in a bra for the last couple of years because my protuberances get colder now than they used to. so ted better not get hisself shot in the middle of the night or i guess i'll be the prime suspect.
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