the good news is it's not hard to make the Yahoo avatar look like me
the bad news is this is the only one of the offered outfits that even looks like something i would remotely have on. (yes i do have a bright red leather cap, i'm happy to say. i had to search for one for like 15 years after seeing m.-mom-phyllis wearing one circa 1982, and i **finally** found one.)
apparently the people who make yahoo avatars have the collective fashion sense of Spawn of Izod mating with Lacoste.