no. (roses_rejoice) wrote,
no.
roses_rejoice

We're onna roll here.

(People talk---by talking.)

I'm tired of the stories that you always tell
Shakespeare couldn't tell
A story that well
You're the largest liar that was ever cree-ated
You and Pinocchio are probably related
That's a lie ("Hey, that's me playin' harmonica!")
You're a liar ("Yeah, and I wrote this song too!") (lie lie)
That's a lie ("Really I did, LL Cool J came over to my house one day, he heard me hummin' it!")
You're a liar ("He said, 'Hey, that sounds good.'")

You lie about the things that you lied about
You even lied to your aunt when you went down south
You lied and a bodybuilder kicked your butt
If you wuz in Egypt, you'd lie to King Tut
That's a Lie ("Just one glass of wine with dinner, officer.")
You're a liar ("L.A., what a great place!") (lie lie)
That's a Lie ("No Mom, I'm not on drugs.")
You're a liar ("Of course I love you.")
(Lie lie!)

My father said "Now son, never tell, never lie,"
But I think he shoulda followed some of his own advice
I thought I'd own the world when I turned twenty-one
Well that's the last lie, cuz now this song is done

***pause****

THAT'S A LIE ("Over budget? Us??")
You're a liar ("Hey, we should have lunch!")
That's a Lie ("It won't hurt, believe me.")
You're a liar ("I won't come in your mouth.") (lie lie)
Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie,
Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie,
Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie,
Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie
THAT'S A LIE!
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