mama's got a squeezebox she wears on her chest, and when daddy's home, he can't get no rest
i think my boobs would be a lot more fun if they made noises when squeezed, preferably if you could tune each one to a different frequency. like, i could tune one up to do a bronx cheer, like a whoopee cushion. would lend a whole new meaning to the phrase "makin' whoopee". MORE FUN FOR YOUNG AND OLD!!